I’m sitting around listening to my kids trying to play this “Minecraft” and talk to each other. Some of the things are quite funny, but I realized that if I asked these questions when I was a kid it would probably give my parents heart attacks….

“Can we burn the cloud? I want to burn the cloud.”

“What happens if I walk into the Lava?”

“I want to make the world, the world of death.”

“I’m going to go drown myself now.”

“Come back people zombie!”

“Can you go kill that dog please?”

“Sammy has Lava on one hand and water on the other!”

“Sounds like TNT”

Quotes like this make me wonder, what kind of whacko designed this game? I sometimes just sit and listen to the kids playing, it can be quite amusing. Then I wonder, what kinds of things did my brothers and I say, while playing outside that made my parents shake their heads and think “30 years ago we would never say such nonsense….” Usually I remember that my youth was filled with Dungeons and Dragons, and similar quotes probably could have been heard from us downstairs as we rolled dice and threw fireballs at evil orcs and zombies….

I’d love to hear crazy quote kids have made in your lives (No context needed, they are more humorous that way.)